Catherine, Alabama Lies


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The ghost of a man holding a bloody knife can repeatedly be noticed staring angrily at the viewer near Vincent Spring at the stroke of midnight. Locals here who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Catherine a long time ago.

A Brachiosaurus may be seen very often going crazy by Babcock Branch.

A colossal cony has from time to time been spotted performing a melody on a harpsichord in a Catherine apartment.

The ghost of a civil war soldier is now and then distinguished piling rocks on the water's edge of Bon Aire Lake.

A space man from the cosmos has supposedly been spotted on frequent instances at C Shuptrine Dam on a dark night gulping blood from a container.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Catherine



Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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