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An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can be spotted very frequently at Carter Lake Dam in the early morning hours looking at the panorama.
A Pterodactyl is occasionally observed in Miller State Wildlife Management Area late at night hauling a body through some bushes.
An ET has purportedly been made out on numerous occasions hauling a skull in Autrey Creek.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy may now and then be perceived in a raft on Lake McMillan sniveling.
A space invader from another planet has repeatedly been seen walking through a home in Castleberry.
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Ghost Sightings From Castleberry
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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