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These are some lies we made up about Carrollton.
A huge shrew may be seen frequently enjoying the surroundings at Hugh Pate Dam in the early morning hours.
A space man from planet Neptune has now and then been distinguished by Bastic Creek smoking a pipe.
A space alien from space is from time to time perceived trying on shoes in a Carrollton trailer.
A space alien may every so often be seen struggling up from a drain hole on a Carrollton lane after midnight.
The ghost of a planter having on a hat was seen in Lake Lurleen State Park quite near the ranger station holding a human cranium. There have been numerous testimonies on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood. A number of of the people who live here say this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Carrollton local. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space came into view performing a melody on a flute in a Carrollton mobile home.
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ghost of a young-looking air force pilot was made out in a Carrollton school very late at night wandering the hallways. Additional people close by have had matching sightings involving an almost identical ghost. No matter what people utter, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Carrollton
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Ghost Sightings From Carrollton
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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