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These are some lies we made up about Carlton.
A gargantuan squirrel is repeatedly witnessed by D R Dunlap Estate Dam at night staring at the water.
Vincent van Gogh has allegedly been seen on one or two instances in Fred T Stimpson State Game Sanctuary very late at night dragging a cadaver across the ground.
A very large orangutan may be made out often in Earl Bar around midnight attempting to capture something.
A half translucent gentleman clad as the skipper of a ship has once in a while been noticed shining a light at the water's edge at Duck Pond.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been spotted on frequent instances at Brickyard Creek after midnight heaving bricks into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Carlton
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Ghost Sightings From Carlton
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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