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The chilling spirit of a Hun appeared pulling a cadaver from the chilly water of Allen Creek late at night. When the ghost was distinguished it vanished into the thin air. In any case, it certainly is a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire was made out enjoying the panorama at Jays Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. Panicked by the bystanders the spirit withdrew into the shadows. Some of the people here allege this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Carbon Hill.
An ET from another world has repeatedly been seen seated at a table in a Carbon Hill apartment reading a newsletter.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is repeatedly seen trying to locate a man in Cooner Hollow very late at night.
A massive marten has purportedly been made out on a handful of instances up on the apex of Boshell Hill sobbing.
A very large roebuck can regularly be seen in a rubber boat on Payne Lake looking.
A space man from planet Neptune has occasionally been seen strolling through a trailer in Carbon Hill.
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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