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These are some lies we made up about Capshaw.
Nicolaus Copernicus was noticed hauling a body from the ice cold water of Bowling Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A massive orangutan was witnessed looking at the scenery at Romine Lake Dam very late at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO has repeatedly been observed staring at people in a Capshaw trailer through a keyhole.
The phantom of an aged gold digger with a big mustache and a wooden left leg is often noticed by Pine Swamp yelling at the eye witness to stay away.
The ghost of an old lady hauling a firearm may regularly be spotted tossing stones on the water's edge of Burgreen Lake. Folks argue that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Capshaw before the present. In any event, it unquestionably is a chilling ghost that any reasonable person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Capshaw
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Ghost Sightings From Capshaw
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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