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These are some lies we made up about Camp Hill.
A feminine shape was seen flinging pieces of wood at Cox Dam at midnight. This is one of those phantoms that is witnessed very frequently around here. Residents assert that this phantom is the undeparted spirit of a former Camp Hill local resident. Anyhow, it's a scary ghost that is better not disrupted.
A giant alpaca appeared dragging a dead body from the cold water of Allen Creek late in the night.
An alien from deep space was spotted on the apex of Doss Mountain at the stroke of midnight monitoring the vista.
The spirit of a woman having names carved into her head materialized at Murry Springs very late at night seeking a shoe. The spirit didn't care that there was someone other near. A local claims that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Camp Hill long ago.
A minotaur was spotted in an apartment right next door to Camp Hill.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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