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These are some lies we made up about Camden.
The Abominable Snowman is rumored to have been spotted on a few occasions suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Camden.
A gargantuan boar may every now and then be observed checking out Gees Bend after midnight.
A scary skeleton was perceived on the top of Grumpton Hills around midnight staring at the view. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being witnessed.
A sizeable bloodcurdling beast became visible reading a pamphlet in Bridgeport Public Use Area after midnight.
A luminous human form was witnessed trying to locate something near the water at Bridgeport Beach. When noticed the spirit came within reach of the onlooker who then ran away.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy appeared in Lower Canton Bar at the stroke of midnight sniveling.
A colossal mountain goat was seen screaming in Bones Branch.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has repeatedly been seen
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looking at Choctaw County School Lake Dam after midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is known to have been noticed on a handful of instances in a clothing store in the Camden vicinity. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gigantic musk-ox can frequently be seen trying on a shirt in a
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Camden trailer.
A beheaded man can be witnessed repeatedly ascending out from a drain hole on a Camden residential street before sunrise. If you listen to what the locals declare, this spirit loves terrifying foolhardy folks who come looking for spirits in Camden.
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Ghost Sightings From Camden
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Ghost Sightings From Camden
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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