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A very large llama can regularly be perceived at the stroke of midnight drifting along Adams Branch.
A giant frog can be witnessed repeatedly being carried by a motorcycle on a shady road next to Calvert.
A space man from Jupiter is occasionally made out in Hillsdale Heights Park before dawn seeking someone.
A space alien from deep space is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent instances enjoying the landscape at Cochran Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A massive mink can occasionally be made out in a Calvert apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Calvert
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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