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These are some lies we made up about Calera.
An alien explorer from another planet is often made out in a home in the vicinity of Calera.
An old knight's armor lacking a human being inside may often be made out in a Calera area supermarket, staggering the aisles.
A space alien from the cosmos may be distinguished frequently by Shelby Springs on a dark night clutching a headbone.
An extraterrestrial has once in a while been observed in Butler Hollow late at night crying.
A somewhat transparent gentleman clothed as the skipper of a vessel is every so often spotted chucking pieces of wood into the water at Big Creek in the early morning hours.
A colossal guinea pig has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances by Bowden Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water.
A large terrifying phantom has frequently been made out having a seat at the dining table in a Calera mobile home twinkling a kerosene lamp. It's been claimed that this precise ghost is the struggling
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soul of a long departed Calera local resident.
The ghost of a strapped up guy is repeatedly noticed marching through a building in Calera.
The martian captain of a flying saucer can repeatedly be spotted calling out names of people in Oak Mountain State Park outside the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos
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may be noticed time and again walking through a residence in close proximity to Calera.
The phantom of a youthful lady covered in blood has now and then been witnessed walking through a Calera neighborhood churchyard. According to the local residents, this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while passing through Calera in the past.
A space man from planet Mercury is once in a while perceived being in an uninhabited home in Calera.
An alien from another world is rumored to have been observed on a small number of occasions standing by a desolate highway in close proximity to Calera.
A massive ground hog can every so often be perceived being carried by a scooter on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Calera.
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Ghost Sightings From Calera
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Ghost Sightings From Calera
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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