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These are some lies we made up about Butler.
A lady with a spear in her head was seen looking at the water by D T Hannah Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. The phantom mumbled about avenging a slaying. According to the locals, this phantom is the stressed spirit of a former Butler local resident. Anyhow, it is indisputably a scary phantom that you wouldn't want to meet on a dark night.
A drifting phantom was observed in Bogue Chitto gazing crossly at the witness. The witness became frightened and ran away.
A space invader from the cosmos has repeatedly been observed up on Betty Gap Mountain shouting at the viewer to stay away.
The martian captain of a UFO is repeatedly perceived discussing into the air as if somebody else was nearby.
A space man from Venus can frequently be noticed by the entrance to Bladon Springs State Park scooping out an outlet.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may be noticed repeatedly peeping through mobile home windows in Butler in the early morning hours.
A massive salamander has occasionally been witnessed watching television in a Butler living room very late at night.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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