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These are some lies we made up about Burnt Corn.
A space invader from another planet may every so often be perceived walking a Bulldog before sunrise on a gloomy Burnt Corn street.
A space invader is regularly made out gazing at the water by Conecuh County Lake at midnight.
The ghost of an airline pilot is rumored to have been made out on a few occasions tossing boulders into the stream at Autrey Creek late in the night.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a conquistador may often be seen watching cable in a Burnt Corn living room before dawn. Some of the residents argue this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Burnt Corn a long time ago.
An extremely large puppy can be seen time and again on a Burnt Corn residential road at midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world has now and then been distinguished talking into the thin air in Claude D. Kelley State Park outside the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is
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known to have been spotted on one or two instances hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Burnt Corn.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire may every so often be distinguished gazing at an old man slumbering on the floor in a residence in Burnt Corn.
Plato was witnessed in a store in the Burnt Corn area.
A giant addax
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became visible trying on socks in a Burnt Corn house.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer was observed ascending up from a manhole on a Burnt Corn residential road late in the night.
A gigantic lovebird showed up poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Burnt Corn.
A luminous human form was made out in a Burnt Corn secondary school very late at night staggering the halls. The arrival of the onlooker alarmed the ghost who then disappeared.
Bigfoot was perceived in a mirror in a Burnt Corn trailer; the phantom was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
A huge finch has repeatedly been observed in a trailer near Burnt Corn.
The ghost of a young-looking man having on a winter jacket is frequently made out searching for a map beneath a parked VW in a Burnt Corn parking lot on a dark night. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Burnt Corn
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Ghost Sightings From Burnt Corn
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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