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A woman's body having an animal's head may once in a while be perceived right by the entrance to Lake Lurleen State Park throwing bricks. One of the folks who live here firmly asserts that this phantom is in all probability the undeceased phantom of a person who used to live here in Buhl.
A moderately rotten human corpse has repeatedly been seen in Lake Lurleen State Park before sunrise pulling a body through some bushes.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly observed in Oak Log Slough in the early morning hours attempting to hide a cadaver.
An enormous ermine is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions gazing at an old man slumbering on the floor in a residence in Buhl.
An alien voyager from space can often be observed at Big Creek late at night heaving stones into the stream.
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Ghost Sightings From Buhl
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Ghost Sightings From Buhl
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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