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These are some lies we made up about Bryant.
A space alien has from time to time been seen before sunrise checking out Porter Bluff.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a sword is from time to time witnessed hurling boulders down next to the water at Barton Point. A local woman claims that this phantom is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Bryant local person. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that should be stayed away from.
An extremely large roebuck has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions in the early morning hours checking out Barton Hollow in detail.
An alien traveler from another planet may occasionally be witnessed by Nickajack Dam after midnight staring at the water.
A large bloodcurdling monster has often been made out drinking blood from a cup in a plastic boat on Nickajack Lake.
A space man from space is frequently spotted dining on a steak mid stream in Big Culvert Creek.
An alien has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions in a desolate place near Bryant.
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
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