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These are some lies we made up about Brundidge.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can frequently be distinguished in Armory Park at midnight reading a tabloid.
A very large aardvark may be observed very frequently by Bear Creek clutching a human cranium.
An martian explorer from deep space has from time to time been spotted at Foy Ingram Dam before sunrise weeping.
A dark snake that turned into a lady is once in a while distinguished by Barefoot Spring late in the night looking.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances in the early morning hours creeping out of The (historical) Pocosin drenched in dirty water.
A very large dugong can occasionally be distinguished scrambling out from a storm drain on a Brundidge lane on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful lady outfitted as a house keeper was observed poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Brundidge. Other folks in close proximity have had equivalent happenings involving an identical phantom. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a nasty phantom that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Brundidge
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Ghost Sightings From Brundidge
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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