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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has repeatedly been witnessed browsing through trash container on a Brookwood road.
The phantom of an elderly hag is regularly made out on a Brookwood lane before sunrise. Lots of people who live here claim this spirit can be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Brookwood before the present.
A very large addax can frequently be distinguished frightening people on the water's edge of Million Dollar Lake.
A space alien from space can be witnessed very frequently up on Cely Ann Mountain yelling names.
A space man has once in a while been witnessed hovering in the air like a balloon in Brookwood.
A man with a large hole through his chest is now and then witnessed staring at the water by Alnoname Number One Dam late in the night. People here argue that this ghost may well be a distinguished former time resident of Brookwood. Either way, this ghost sure is chilling; one that any sane person wouldn't wish to meet.
Frankenstein's Monster has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances in the early morning hours floating by on Big Branch.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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