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These are some lies we made up about Brookside.
The martian captain of a UFO was noticed studying Cougar Hollow in detail in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an old gentleman with a huge white mustache materialized nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Brookside. When the bystander became visible the ghost fled. No matter what, it certainly is a terrifying phantom that you wouldn't wish to come across around midnight.
A gargantuan gemsbok was noticed searching for a photo in Adamsville Park after midnight.
The ghost of a man wearing an army outfit was seen in a Brookside highschool late at night marching the corridors. The appearance of the observer frightened the ghost who then disappeared.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head has frequently been spotted sipping apple juice at Barrell Spring at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookside
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Ghost Sightings From Brookside
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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