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The ghost of a young Indian warrior is occasionally distinguished staring at the water by Brilliant Lake Dam very late at night. One of the folks who live here firmly alleges that this ghost likes frightening unwise people who have the courage to interrupt the serenity in Brilliant.

The ghost of an airliner pilot may every now and then be witnessed by the shore at Brilliant Lake piling bricks.

An martian traveler from the cosmos was distinguished staring over Chastine Cove at the stroke of midnight.

A colossal dromedary came into sight trying to locate a book in the middle of Barn Creek.

An ET from planet Jupiter was spotted at midnight examining Cagle Cove in detail.

 

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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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