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An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy is occasionally noticed in a boat on College Lake facing the viewer.
A space invader from another world is known to have been made out on many instances floating along Alligator Creek before dawn.
A giant bear can from time to time be distinguished in Cahaba Wildlife Management Area at night burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
An enormous shrew was seen hollowing out a gap at Hammermill Paper Company Lake Dam late at night.
The spirit of a man having on a police force uniform showed up late at night stopping by Bulldog Bend. The ghost did not care that there was someone else present. Several of the folks who live in this town assert this phantom is probably the struggling phantom of a local who used to live here in Brierfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Brierfield
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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