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These are some lies we made up about Brewton.
A giant cougar is now and then noticed searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Brewton building before sunrise.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions at Brushy Creek around midnight tossing chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
The Gingerbread Man can every so often be observed staring at folks in a Brewton trailer through a peephole.
An alien has frequently been observed in a wild place near Brewton.
A colossal puma is repeatedly noticed mailing a container at a Brewton post office.
A huge elk has been made out on a small number of instances quite near the entrance to Claude D. Kelley State Park trying to capture something.
A minotaur may regularly be made out conversing into the thin air as if someone else was there.
The ghost of an engine driver may be noticed time and again walking a dog after midnight on a gloomy Brewton road. It has
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been asserted that this specific ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who have the guts to disturb the peace in Brewton.
An extremely large finch has once in a while been spotted staring through mobile home windows in Brewton around midnight.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object is every now and then seen going
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through garbage cans on a Brewton residential road.
A space man from Mars is rumored to have been observed on numerous instances suspended in the air like a cloud in Brewton.
A big frightening monster may every now and then be observed in a convenience store in the Brewton vicinity.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy was spotted scrambling out of a manhole on a Brewton avenue at midnight.
A huge musk deer materialized playing a piece of music on a guitar in a Brewton mobile home.
The spirit of a gravely mangled hunter hauling a dead deer appeared in a Brewton highschool after midnight wandering the corridors. The spirit spoke about revenging a slaying.
A space man was seen in a mirror in a Brewton mobile home; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space was observed searching for a photo beneath a parked Buick in a Brewton parking lot before dawn.
A gargantuan newt is often spotted in a Brewton area clothing store, marching the aisles.
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female without a head has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions guzzling root beer at midnight on a lawn in Brewton.
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Ghost Sightings From Brewton
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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