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These are some lies we made up about Brent.
A giant leopard may be noticed repeatedly watching television in a Brent living room before sunrise.
A scary creature has now and then been perceived at the stroke of midnight glancing across Goodson Bottoms. One of the local residents definitely says that this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Brent before the present.
A space alien from deep space is now and then spotted browsing through trash container on a Brent lane.
A cyclop is rumored to have been noticed on one or two instances carrying a human cranium in Affonee Creek.
A space alien may occasionally be noticed glancing at the vista from the apex of Wheeler Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a silver-miner has regularly been distinguished in Ross F Gray Memorial Park in the early morning hours dragging a corpse across the ground.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft is repeatedly seen looking at
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the water by Kornegay Lake Dam before sunrise.
A lady with a semi transparent body has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions on a Brent road late at night.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon may regularly be perceived looking at an old woman sleeping on a futon in a house in Brent.
A space man from another planet
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can be perceived very often trying on a hat in a Brent flat.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship has from time to time been perceived crying out names in Oak Mountain State Park near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Brent
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Ghost Sightings From Brent
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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