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These are some lies we made up about Bremen.
The Pied Piper came into sight by Alder Branch scooping out a gap.
An alien explorer from space was made out studying the surroundings from the top of Arkadelphia Mountain before sunrise.
A massive doe was spotted annihilating a picture in Barr Hollow before sunrise.
A space alien from another galaxy has regularly been observed drinking blood from a bottle at the water at Calvert Point.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship is frequently made out walking a Pit Bull late at night on a shadowy Bremen residential street.
An ET from Saturn has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions at Forrest Ingram Dam in the early morning hours taking in the landscape.
The phantom of a young cowboy may repeatedly be made out looking through apartment windows in Bremen around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bremen
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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