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These are some lies we made up about Brantley.
The phantom of an old female gripping a revolver may be made out often at Bailey Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking pleasure in the scenery. Some of the folks who live here claim this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Brantley.
Archimedes is every so often distinguished at Blue Creek on a dark night chucking pieces of wood into the water.
The phantom of a waitress may once in a while be spotted staring at a lady snoozing on the floor in a trailer in Brantley. In any case, this is an intimidating spirit that you wouldn't want to meet at midnight.
A space alien from outer space has frequently been perceived in a grocery store in the Brantley vicinity.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief is rumored to have been perceived on several instances trying on a hat in a Brantley residence. It has been claimed that this exact ghost may be a well-known past native of Brantley. No matter what, it is unquestionably a chilling spirit that any rational person wouldn't want to meet.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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