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These are some lies we made up about Boykin.
The frightening ghost of a Gaul has purportedly been seen on several occasions by Gees Bend pointing at the bystander.
A space man from planet Venus may frequently be seen at Bridgeport Beach before dawn staring at the waves down at the waterfront.
Vasco da Gama can be spotted time and again taking in the surroundings at Choctaw County School Lake Dam on a dark night.
A gargantuan donkey has once in a while been made out watching cable in a Boykin living room around midnight.
A colossal eland is sometimes distinguished on a Boykin lane very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Boykin
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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