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These are some lies we made up about Boaz.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest can be seen often standing by a secluded highway near Boaz. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Boaz some time ago. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Aristotle has every so often been noticed looking at the sight from the peak of Aurora Mountain at midnight.
A woman's body with a dog's head is every so often spotted in a trailer in Boaz. According to what the folks who live here assert, this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy people who are fearless enough to interrupt the serenity in Boaz.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may once in a while be seen at Armstrong Creek at night hurling boulders into the current.
A man with the head of a demon has frequently been distinguished in a Boaz trailer. Either way, it in all certainty
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is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gargantuan waterbuck is often spotted studying Copeland Gap in detail late at night.
An extremely large hippopotamus can repeatedly be witnessed trying to locate a map at Glassco Lake Dam around midnight.
A female burning, carrying a gasoline tank can be distinguished
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time and again wandering next to a deserted highway close to Boaz.
The phantom of a farmer sporting a straw hat is from time to time distinguished becoming visible in a bathroom mirror. Loads of people who live here declare this phantom could be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Boaz a long time ago.
A massive porpoise is rumored to have been noticed on several instances in Buck's Pocket State Park quite near the park headquarters articulating into the thin air.
An ET from Mars may occasionally be witnessed looking for a woman in Little River Canyon National Preserve quite near the park headquarters.
A huge crocodile was noticed relaxing on a couch in an apartment next to Boaz.
The ghost of a young air force pilot appeared in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver witnessing the phantom in her rear view mirror at midnight. When the witness emerged the spirit ran off. Locals assert that this spirit might be a famous days gone by inhabitant of Boaz.
A colossal sheep was seen pulling up weeds in the
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back yard of a flat in Boaz.
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Ghost Sightings From Boaz
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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