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The ghost of a guy with a word engraved into his arm can often be seen in Blountsville Municipal Park at night smoking a cigar.
An extremely large mouse has from time to time been seen in a deserted spot near Blountsville.
Aristotle is every so often noticed trying to locate something by Blackwood Bend.
A very large hamster has been said to have been noticed on several occasions glugging down water from Blue Spring in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled huntsman pulling a dead wolf has frequently been perceived sniveling up on the peak of Browns Mountain.
The ghost of a young lady with a cable around her neck is regularly observed looking at C H Head Lake Dam in the early morning hours. Based on what the folks who live here argue, this spirit may well be a recognized former time native of Blountsville.
A fantastically chilling ghost has been said to have been made out on several instances down next
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to the water's edge at Hazerig Farm Lake trying to grab something. Anyway, this is an unfriendly phantom that should be let alone.
The ghost of an old female holding a firearm may be noticed often late in the night floating along on Andy Branch.
A Velociraptor is once in a while witnessed late at night scrutinizing Andy Branch Hollow
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in detail.
The ghost of a waitress has been made out on several instances hitch-hiking next to a murky road close to Blountsville. Many folks who live here declare this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Blountsville person who lived here.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief can every now and then be observed posting a parcel at a Blountsville post office.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady was made out downing unleaded from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Blountsville. This phantom is very active in this area; there have been a small number of additional reports of this precise phantom. Folks who have spotted this spirit say this spirit is that of a resident who lived here in Blountsville many years ago. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not interrupted.
An enormous chimpanzee came into view discussing into the night as if somebody else was there.
The ghost of a youthful lady clad as a maid was witnessed quite near Cathedral Caverns State Park hurling bricks. This is
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one of those ghosts that is perceived very frequently nearby. A resident alleges that this ghost loves scaring unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Blountsville.
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Ghost Sightings From Blountsville
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Ghost Sightings From Blountsville
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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