|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Black.
A space man from planet Mars is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions up on Coates Hill drinking blood from a mug.
The ghost of a mailman may frequently be spotted by Blue Branch munching on a burger. Lots of people who live here declare this ghost is in all probability the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Black.
A gentleman's body having the head of a pig may be seen time and again late at night scrambling out of Clarks Bay covered in slime. Any which way, this is a nasty spirit that you wouldn't want to come across late in the night.
Vincent van Gogh has sometimes been observed having a seat in a chair in a mobile home close to Black.
A space man from the cosmos is sometimes seen at midnight sprinting after a passing Chrysler on a murky highway next to Black.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Black
Submit a lie about Black, Alabama:
Other untruthful towns near Black, Alabama:
Hartford, Alabama, 7 miles away
Geneva, Alabama, 9 miles away
Slocomb, Alabama, 12 miles away
Bellwood, Alabama, 13 miles away
Coffee Springs, Alabama, 15 miles away
Chancellor, Alabama, 16 miles away
Daleville, Alabama, 16 miles away
Enterprise, Alabama, 20 miles away
Fort Rucker, Alabama, 20 miles away
Newton, Alabama, 21 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Alabama
|
Ghost Sightings From Black
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
MORE JOKES
|
