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The ghost of a young-looking woman with a wire around her neck showed up striding alongside a secluded highway near Birmingham. The ghost talked about avenging an assassination. No matter what people exclaim, this is an unfriendly phantom that is better not disturbed.
An alien explorer from deep space was observed emerging in a bathroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial from deep space emerged resting in an armchair in a house close to Birmingham.
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Ghost Sightings From Birmingham
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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