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These are some lies we made up about Birmingham.
The ghost of a gravely charred lady was seen smoking a pipe in Center Point Community Park late at night. The arrival of the onlooker terrified the spirit who then disappeared. No matter what, this ghost sure is chilling; one that should be stayed away from.
A space invader from another galaxy has frequently been witnessed next to Edwards Lake Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise speaking into the thin air.
A very large chamois is frequently distinguished trying to find a woman in Cunningham Gap in the early morning hours.
A very large wombat has allegedly been seen on many occasions on the water's edge of Alton Lake gripping a cranium.
The ghost of a gentleman with a name engraved into his nose can frequently be seen by Camp Cosby Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
Cinderella can be spotted frequently trying to state something up on Black Oak Mountain.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is every
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now and then made out seated at the kitchen counter in a Birmingham mobile home trying to grab something.
A space alien from planet Neptune can every now and then be perceived staggering through a residence in Birmingham.
The ghost of the driver of a train has often been witnessed startling folks in the middle of Abeg Creek. If you talk
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to the local residents, this ghost loves frightening folks who come looking for ghosts in Birmingham.
A space alien from another solar system is repeatedly observed being carried by a llama down a road next to Birmingham.
The martian captain of a UFO has been perceived on a handful of occasions marching through a home near Birmingham.
A space alien from Venus may be seen very often striding through a Birmingham area burial ground.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has now and then been observed screaming at the eye witness to beat it in Oak Mountain State Park quite near the ranger station.
A female without a head is once in a while made out going mad by a desolate highway near Birmingham after midnight.
A very large kinkajou is known to have been distinguished on a handful of instances staying in a derelict manor in Birmingham.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship may occasionally be perceived being carried by a bicycle on a murky highway near Birmingham.
Plato was witnessed
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in a Birmingham residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Birmingham
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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