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An enormous kitten was seen meditating up on the pinnacle of Fall Line Hills.
The ghost of an old prospector with a large beard and a hook instead of his right hand has frequently been spotted rearranging orbs around on the pinnacle of one of the mountains in the Fall Line Hills at the stroke of midnight. A local person alleges that this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise folks who are courageous enough to disturb the calm in Billingsley.
A space man from another galaxy is regularly spotted mid stream in Beaver Branch looking creepy.
The martian commander of a UFO has been said to have been seen on many occasions on a Billingsley road on a dark night.
A space alien from Venus can frequently be seen floating in the air like a helium balloon in Billingsley.
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YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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