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These are some lies we made up about Bessemer.
A space man from planet Neptune can be distinguished repeatedly resting in a chair in a house near Bessemer.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has every so often been observed up on Bee Mountain smoking a pipe.
A glow-in-the-dark human body is every so often distinguished in the middle of Allen Brook reading a tabloid. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be kept away from.
A space invader is rumored to have been made out on several occasions beside Dickey Spring very late at night searching for another ghost.
The ghost of a young man sporting a rain coat can every now and then be made out late in the night hurrying after a passing vehicle on a gloomy highway near Bessemer. A local resident asserts that this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Bessemer a long time ago.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has repeatedly been witnessed screaming on the water's edge of Atchisons Lake.
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extraterrestrial from Venus is repeatedly made out looking at the water by B Mountain Lake Dam on a dark night.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions shining a lantern by Sunset Rock.
A headless guy can be seen very often in Brock Gap at midnight scaring folks.
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navigator of a flying saucer has from time to time been made out burying a corpse by a big rock in Central Park in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform is from time to time witnessed in the backseat of a Ford by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A Chupacabra has supposedly been witnessed on many instances watering plants in the side yard of a trailer in Bessemer.
A female with her right arm and right leg chopped off can occasionally be noticed by a lady camping at a campground close to Bessemer.
A giant roebuck was perceived in Oak Mountain State Park near the ranger station going out of control.
The phantom of a guy gripping a blood-covered knife showed up seated on a bench in a house in Bessemer. Other reports of this ghost have been conveyed. One of the locals decisively claims that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring folks who have the courage to disrupt the calm in Bessemer.
A colossal mule was noticed mounding
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boulders next to a lamppost in Bessemer.
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Ghost Sightings From Bessemer
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Ghost Sightings From Bessemer
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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