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A space alien from another solar system may be noticed repeatedly marching beside a desolate highway close to Bellwood.
A young-looking girl sporting a bloody wedding dress has from time to time been witnessed staring at the water by J A Hughes Number Two Dam after midnight. If you listen to what the residents claim, this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Bellwood many years ago.
A lady with a blue face is rumored to have been spotted on several instances in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Posey Hollow in detail.
An extraterrestrial can every now and then be noticed scooping out a hollow down near the water's edge at Jimmy Henderson Pond.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been made out coming into view in a washroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellwood
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Ghost Sightings From Bellwood
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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