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These are some lies we made up about Bellamy.
A huge dromedary can now and then be made out on the apex of Soctum Hill before sunrise staring at the sight.
A centaur was seen at Allison Derby Dam in the early morning hours shining a kerosene lamp.
A space alien became visible reflecting down beside the shore at Duck Pond.
The spirit of a lady having half her head absent was observed scaring people by Adams Creek. When the eye witness emerged the ghost fled. Some of the people here assert this ghost is possibly the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to live here in Bellamy.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space became visible drinking gasoline from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Bellamy.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellamy
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Ghost Sightings From Bellamy
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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