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These are some lies we made up about Belk.
Aladdin has purportedly been observed on many occasions at the stroke of midnight drifting by on Beaver Creek.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can frequently be spotted surveying the vista from the apex of Goat Hill at the stroke of midnight.
An martian explorer from the cosmos can be distinguished repeatedly at Cains Ridge Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the landscape.
An ET from planet Mercury has now and then been seen in a home right next door to Belk.
A colossal ram is occasionally observed staring in Lake Lurleen State Park outside the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Belk
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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