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These are some lies we made up about Beaverton.
The ghost of a man with half his head gone came into sight piling bricks by Armstrong Branch. The eye witness became frightened and fled.
The spirit of a youthful woman in a bloody wedding dress appeared covering a cadaver by a big boulder in Lamarion Wildlife Management Area before sunrise. The phantom nodded to the witness.
A space man from outer space was noticed trying to locate a hat down by Henson Spring at midnight.
A giant chimpanzee was spotted by Marion County Public Lake Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
An extraterrestrial is frequently noticed smoking a cigar on the water's edge of County Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaverton
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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