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A space alien from another solar system has frequently been distinguished piling pieces of wood by Pudding Swamp.
The ghost of a badly scorched lady is repeatedly perceived in the middle of Cotey Branch drinking blood from a cup. Whatever people state, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that is rather not disrupted.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object is known to have been seen on numerous instances by Mcgowin Pond Dam in the early morning hours looking at the water.
An alien voyager from the cosmos can be spotted over and over again sipping milk underneath a streetlight in Beatrice.
A space invader from Pluto has every now and then been seen wandering from house to house around midnight on a Beatrice street.
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Ghost Sightings From Beatrice
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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