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These are some lies we made up about Bear Creek.
Aristotle has supposedly been noticed on frequent instances appearing frightening up on the apex of Ikes Knob.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her heart may frequently be spotted at the stroke of midnight stopping by Cofield Bend.
A massive grizzly bear has every now and then been observed after midnight hovering over Chastine Cove.
A Velociraptor is rumored to have been spotted on many instances in Brush Creek Hollow at the stroke of midnight going berserk.
A lady with the head of a goblin was spotted chucking pieces of wood into Lake Buttahatchee at night. The phantom mumbled about avenging a slaying. Locals here allege that this phantom is the tormented spirit of a long departed Bear Creek resident. One thing is for sure, it's a terrifying ghost that any rational person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Bear Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Bear Creek
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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