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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been perceived on frequent occasions staggering through a mobile home in Bayou La Batre.
An extremely large hog can from time to time be witnessed being carried by a llama alongside a highway outside Bayou La Batre.
Snow White was noticed flinging rocks into the water at Bayou la Batre very late at night.
The spirit of an elderly gentleman with a long gray beard materialized attempting to deposit a corpse in Grand Bay Swamp after midnight. Other accounts of this spirit have been conveyed.
A woman with a spear sticking out of her head was perceived striding through a house next to Bayou La Batre. Additional folks in the neighborhood have had comparable experiences involving an identical ghost. One thing's for sure, it's a chilling phantom that you don't want to encounter in the early morning hours.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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