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These are some lies we made up about Autaugaville.
A big terrifying giant can repeatedly be perceived dragging a body from the ice cold water of Beaver Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal budgerigar may be distinguished very frequently in Edwards Bar late in the night consuming a melon.
A giant newt has now and then been made out by Dutch Bend smoking a pipe.
An extremely large hare is from time to time distinguished articulating into the thin air at Crystal Lake Dam late in the night.
The ghost of a youthful female with a rope around her neck has supposedly been spotted on frequent instances in R E Bob Woodruff Park before sunrise concealing a corpse by a big rock. Residents here say that this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Autaugaville long ago. Regardless of what folks say, it undeniably is a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Autaugaville
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Ghost Sightings From Autaugaville
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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