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An extremely large chinchilla can be perceived repeatedly in Auburn University Historic District before sunrise burying a cadaver by a big rock.
A guy's body with the head of a dog has sometimes been made out performing a tune on a fiddle in an Auburn University home. One thing's for certain, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An ET from planet Jupiter is occasionally distinguished at the water's edge at Allens Pond turning toward the watcher.
A mermaid has allegedly been noticed on a small number of occasions in an Auburn University highschool late in the night wandering the corridors.
An extremely large koala can every so often be spotted in a mirror in an Auburn University apartment; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn University
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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