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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
An ET is sometimes witnessed seated at a table in an Auburn mobile home.
A semi decayed human cadaver has been said to have been made out on frequent instances in Auburn University Historic District late at night flickering a light.
An martian voyager from another solar system can now and then be distinguished in a secluded zone near Auburn.
An extremely large argali was made out pushing orbs around in Chewacla State Park right by the park headquarters.
A space alien from the cosmos materialized walking beside a shadowy road near Auburn.
The ghost of a farmer having on a worn straw hat was made out looking scary in the center of Moores Mill Creek. This spirit is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been several other accounts of this precise spirit. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that you would not want to come across very late at night.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer came into view looking at the water by
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Alnoname One Dam after midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos was witnessed heaving boulders into Allens Pond at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from planet Jupiter was made out mailing a postcard at an Auburn post office.
A sizeable chilling ogre has often been perceived swallowing regular unleaded from a
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pump at a gasoline station in Auburn.
A space invader from deep space is frequently seen talking into the air as if someone in addition was there.
The martian captain of a UFO has purportedly been distinguished on several instances walking a Poodle in the early morning hours on a dark Auburn residential road.
A huge mouse may often be perceived staring through mobile home windows in Auburn at night.
A gargantuan muskrat may be distinguished very often watching TV in an Auburn living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan hedgehog has every now and then been distinguished going through garbage cans on an Auburn residential street.
An alien tourist from another planet is sometimes spotted on an Auburn lane at midnight.
A gargantuan weasel may from time to time be distinguished looking at a man snoozing in an armchair in a residence in Auburn.
A young-looking girl having on a blood-splattered wedding dress has repeatedly been seen in a clothing store in the Auburn area.
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Pterodactyl is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances trying on a jacket in an Auburn building.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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