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These are some lies we made up about Attalla.
An martian explorer from space is once in a while made out performing a tune on a piano in an Attalla flat.
The ghost of a young guy wearing a confederate uniform can sometimes be distinguished staring angrily at the eye witness up on the peak of Avery Hill.
A space man from another galaxy has regularly been seen down by Attalla Spring on a dark night howling at the bystander to stay away.
A huge wombat is frequently distinguished in an Attalla school around midnight striding the corridors.
The spirit of a chained up guy has been said to have been witnessed on several occasions in a home right next door to Attalla. It has been declared that this precise spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Attalla a long time ago.
A space alien may often be witnessed demolishing an object by The Brow.
The Gingerbread Man may be spotted repeatedly glugging down blood from a beaker in Big Wills Valley after
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midnight.
The ghost of a bum has now and then been observed trying to find a box by a parked car in an Attalla parking lot late at night.
A gargantuan kitten is once in a while observed pulling a body over the grass in Attalla City Park at night.
A gargantuan addax has been said to have been made out on a small number of instances
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smoking a pipe next to the water at Goodyear Lake.
Frankenstein's Monster can from time to time be spotted looking at the water by Ash Disposal Pond Dam at midnight.
A massive baboon was distinguished at night drifting by on Big Wills Creek.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship showed up grasping a cranium late in the night by a vending machine in Attalla.
A sizeable frightening beast was witnessed having a seat at a table in an Attalla house shouting.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space came into view staring outside Buck's Pocket State Park.
The spirit of a young female covered in blood was seen at Little River Canyon National Preserve attempting to state something. This is one of those ghosts that is observed frequently in the vicinity.
The ghost of an elderly witch was noticed marching through a flat in Attalla. The bystander escaped right after he distinguished the ghost.
A space alien from space has repeatedly been made out walking through a mobile
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Ghost Sightings From Attalla
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
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