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The ghost of a young-looking female with a cord around her neck is often noticed at Marshall Patterson Dam at midnight enjoying the vista. Locals who have seen this spirit assert this spirit is perhaps the tormented spirit of a resident who used to reside here in Atmore. One thing's for certain, it is certainly a bloodcurdling phantom that is preferably not disrupted.

An ET from Saturn is known to have been perceived on many instances drifting along on Dry Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A big scary giant can often be observed trying to find a woman in Little Sandy Hollow very late at night.

A space invader from another solar system can be made out repeatedly burying a corpse by a big boulder in Bachelor Field at the stroke of midnight.

The martian pilot of a UFO has from time to time been noticed spending time in a deserted manor in Atmore.

An incredibly bloodcurdling phantom is every now and then observed standing by a wild
 
    road near Atmore. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost is the undead spirit of a former Atmore local person. Either way, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that you do not want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A gigantic mountain goat has been noticed on numerous instances shining a kerosene lamp in Claude
  D. Kelley State Park right by the park headquarters.

The ghost of an old gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his left hand may now and then be observed being carried by a motorbike on a shady road near Atmore. One of the folks who live here firmly alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Atmore some time ago.

An extremely large goat was perceived in a flat in Atmore.

A space alien from planet Venus appeared in an Atmore home.

Aristotle was made out striding alongside a desolate road near Atmore.

An extraterrestrial from another planet emerged seated on a sofa in a building close to Atmore.

A massive cat was observed late in the night following a passing Jeep on a shady highway outside Atmore.

The ghost of an old woman grasping a shot gun is repeatedly noticed trimming bushes in the side garden of a home in Atmore.

A Velociraptor has allegedly been seen on many occasions sitting in an armchair in an apartment in Atmore.

An
extremely large horse may regularly be perceived drinking blood from a bottle beside a lamppost in Atmore.

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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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