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These are some lies we made up about Athens.
An alien vacationer from outer space has every so often been distinguished in an Athens area clothing store, striding the aisles.
The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a confederate uniform is once in a while distinguished beside Athens Spring before sunrise gazing crossly at the bystander.
A colossal koodoo has supposedly been observed on one or two occasions in Athens Recreational Center before sunrise covering a body by a sizeable rock.
A space invader from another planet can now and then be witnessed tossing pebbles by Collier Branch.
A colossal pronghorn has repeatedly been made out piling pieces of wood at Brookwood Forest Lake Dam late in the night.
An extraterrestrial is often spotted demolishing a picture in the early morning hours before sunrise on a sidewalk in Athens.
Henry VIII has been made out on several occasions gazing over Interior Low Plateau late in the night.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer
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can repeatedly be made out by Blair Swamp dining on a fish.
An martian voyager from another planet can be distinguished frequently resting at the kitchen counter in an Athens home downing paint.
The ghost of a street bum has occasionally been observed striding through a home in Athens. In any case, this is an unpleasant spirit that should
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be avoided.
A huge lynx is every so often perceived verbalizing into the night by Joe Wheeler State Park.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions traveling on a mare alongside a highway in the neighborhood of Athens.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso can once in a while be spotted strolling through a home next to Athens.
The Abominable Snowman was distinguished at a pay phone in Athens making a phone call.
A space man from space showed up pacing through an Athens area graveyard.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft was seen looking in the middle of a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Athens on a dark night.
A gigantic badger was noticed staying in a forsaken manor in Athens.
A woman's body having a rat's head was spotted standing by a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Athens. When the ghost was made out it disappeared into the air.
A sizeable frightening giant is often distinguished in a residence in Athens.
A guy with the head of a demon is known to have been seen on numerous instances in an Athens residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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