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These are some lies we made up about Ashville.
The phantom of a man having on soldier's attire is every now and then perceived at Baswell Dam late in the night devastating a shoe. One of the locals firmly declares that this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Ashville.
A gargantuan fish has been said to have been perceived on many instances in the middle of Dry Creek slurping blood from a mug.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury may occasionally be noticed at the stroke of midnight scrutinizing Beason Cove in detail.
A giant mouse was perceived on an Ashville street before dawn.
A medieval knight's armor with no person inside showed up at Point Peter very late at night staring down into the water. Additional stories of this ghost have been conveyed.
Ludwig van Beethoven was distinguished reading a newsletter in Appalachian Highlands before dawn.
A moderately transparent guy outfitted as the captain of a oil tanker was spotted up on Chandler
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Mountain gripping a human skull. Additional people in the neighborhood have had comparable experiences involving an identical phantom. Several people argue this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Ashville resident. In any case, it sure is a creepy phantom that should be let alone.
A sizeable menacing ghost was perceived late at night staring
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over The Sink. This phantom is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been frequent other stories of this precise phantom. No matter what people state, this is an intimidating ghost that is better not disrupted.
A huge grizzly bear has repeatedly been perceived looking at a woman slumbering on a futon in a residence in Ashville.
An alien from another world is often perceived trying on shoes in an Ashville trailer.
A massive opossum has allegedly been perceived on many instances struggling out of a storm drain on an Ashville street late in the night.
A space invader may be witnessed time and again poking around in mailboxes before dawn in Ashville.
An Iguanodon has occasionally been spotted yelling names at the entrance to Buck's Pocket State Park.
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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