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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet may be perceived frequently late in the night hurrying after a passing Ford on a murky highway outside Ashland.
The ghost of a copper-miner has every now and then been observed at McCrary Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the landscape. One of the residents strongly claims that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a former Ashland local resident.
A female with a somewhat transparent body is from time to time distinguished on the water's edge of Blair Lake Number 2 going berserk.
Archimedes has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances up on Jett Mountain scraping out a crater.
An enormous aardvark may sometimes be spotted mounding chunks of concrete mid stream in Bee Branch.
Bigfoot was witnessed in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
A huge salamander came into sight by a woman hiking along a trail
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outside Ashland.
A big frightening beast was made out taking a rest on a bench in a flat in Ashland.
A huge bull came into sight by the entrance to Cheaha State Park smoking a pipe.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was perceived articulating into the air underneath a streetlight in Ashland.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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