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These are some lies we made up about Ashford.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been seen on many instances on the water's edge of Garners Pond smoking a cigar.
The ghost of an old sorceress can from time to time be perceived at Bruce Blaum Dam late at night looking at the scenery. Regardless of what, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A lady's body with a goat's head was distinguished late in the night drifting along Buie Branch. The appearance of the viewer terrified the ghost who then disappeared.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system became visible mounted on a mule by the side of a highway next to Ashford.
A gentleman with the head of a demon was made out strolling through a residence in the vicinity of Ashford. The viewer got scared and ran off. It has been asserted that this precise ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Ashford a long time ago. No matter what folks utter, this spirit indisputably
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is terrifying; one that should be stayed away from.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship materialized wandering through an Ashford neighborhood churchyard.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was perceived right by Blue Springs State Park trying to touch something.
A female ablaze, hauling a petroleum tank was made
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out being in a derelict dwelling in Ashford. The phantom didn't seem to be agonized by the bystanders. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who come looking for phantoms in Ashford.
A sizeable menacing ogre is regularly spotted traveling on a moped on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Ashford.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot has been observed on several instances in a residence in Ashford.
A gargantuan gila monster can frequently be distinguished in an Ashford mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashford
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Ghost Sightings From Ashford
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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