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A wandering ghost can be noticed repeatedly staring at the water by James C Ratcliffe Dam at night. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to meet.
An enormous zebu is every so often distinguished by Bailey Creek struggling to capture something.
The ghost of an airliner pilot has been said to have been distinguished on many instances walking a Collie at night on a shady Arlington residential street. It's been declared that this individual phantom is that of a local person who existed here in Arlington in the past.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space has frequently been observed peeking through residence windows in Arlington in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive pony is frequently distinguished quite near Chickasaw State Park screaming people's names.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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