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These are some lies we made up about Arley.
A space man from Venus became visible smoking a cigar in Indian Cave Hollow in the early morning hours.
A space man from deep space was distinguished near the water at Indian Point talking into the air.
The spirit of a female with demonic signs cut into her forehead was seen drifting along Battle Branch late at night. When the viewer came into view the phantom ran off. No matter what, this is an antagonistic ghost that you would not want to run into at midnight.
A gigantic quagga has repeatedly been made out pulling a body over the grass in Dowling Memorial Park in the early morning hours.
Count Dracula is often noticed crawling out of a drain hole on an Arley avenue at night.
An extraterrestrial has been distinguished on a handful of occasions performing a tune on a guitar in an Arley flat.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship can repeatedly be made out in an Arley highschool on a dark night marching the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Arley
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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