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These are some lies we made up about Ardmore.
A very large deer was witnessed by Randall Mullins Lake Dam at midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of the driver of a train has often been observed by Buffalo Branch looking bloodcurdling. If you listen to the residents, this ghost may well be a recognized days gone by dweller of Ardmore.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship is repeatedly perceived next to Old Limestone Church Spring late at night staring wrathfully at the witness.
A gargantuan lynx can repeatedly be witnessed before sunrise struggling out of Webb Pond drenched in mud.
An ET from planet Mars can be perceived often scrutinizing Ballard Hollow in detail at night.
A space alien from another solar system has sometimes been noticed on the summit of Rogers Hill late at night looking at the vista.
An enormous eland is once in a while distinguished relaxing on a bench in a building in Ardmore.
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Ghost Sightings From Ardmore
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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